Corporate Glossary
Corporate jargon, variously known as corporate speak, corporate lingo, business speak, business jargon, management speak, workplace jargon, corporatese or commercialese, is the vernacular often used in large corporations, bureaucracies, and similar workplaces.
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30,000 Foot View
Don’t bore me with the details, i’m too smart for this, just give me the top line (see top line)
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Blue sky
We have no strategy, but we did some work as a bonus.
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Boil the ocean
You don’t have budget or time to do all of this, so let’s not try to boil the ocean (and not take on more than we can handle at one time)
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Circle back
We have absolutely no idea how to address this issue at the moment- so let’s circle back on that
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Delta
a term that makes one look smart when simple asking the difference between two numbers
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Devil is in the details
As we explore the muntia of this we will explore how screwed we really are
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Hard stop
You tend to run over on meetings so i’m letting you know, right now, that i’m hanging up regardless of where you are in whatever this is
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I Digress
to turn aside especially from the main subject of attention or course of argument. Synonym: But I Digress after spending 15 minutes not talking about the topic i was supposed to be talking about and therefor wasting the total meeting but I digress
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Let’s put a pin in it
I don’t like your idea and would rather stab it PS. We do not endorse idea violence
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Let’s put some time back on the calendar
You bore me and i know you booked the hour but i’m done early so lets give you some back on the calendar.
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Low-Hanging Fruit
Why work hard and climb to the top, just grab the low stuff. Kidding aside, it means sometimes small wins go a long way to build moral and team confidence, especially in a project based culture, so yeah – that feature is low-hanging fruit, so let’s do that first.
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Net New
Take your work to date, trash that and then start over. net new.
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Per my last email
In case you suddenly forgot how to read
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Stay In Your Lane
Your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash.
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Sunsetting
We’re shutting this service down and potentially fucking you over, but we don’t want you to feel bad so we’ll make you think about nice sunsets
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Table this discussion
I have no answer for you so let’s avoid the discussion all together, formally known as the Parking lot
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Take this off-line
Don’t make me embarrass you in public, let’s do that in private
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That’s a great question
I have no idea what the answer is to your question
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The net of it
Let me cut you off right there and just sum this up The net of it is, this could have simply been an email versus a meeting
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To reiterate
This is the last time I’m saying this
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Top line
don’t bore me with the details – see 30,000 Foot View